I’ve been thinking of my yearbook writeup. Some friends of mine asked me to write something about them. I don’t know if I’ll do the same. Its so damn hard to describe oneself. It involves asking trivial existential questions that takes a lifetime to realize (even worse than philosophy oral exams). Eeew.
I’ve come up with something really weird, pathetic, not to mention stupid! There’s no coherent flow. Heck, I can list the whole darn thing in bullet points! Crap!
Read on:
Whois Cha Gascon?
A ruthless, dictating, ego-tripping Leo born in the year of the happy-dappy, left-over eating Pig.
A music afficionada, having a background on classical music, but with a sharp taste for old-school metal. Loves to play the classic guitar, the bass guitar and even the violin, but can’t seem to master them enough to be bowed down by gods. She has had professional voice lessons for seven (7) years, and is in a rock band, but considers public videoke a menace in society. She’s never learned how to play the piano due to childhood trauma from a bad piano teacher.
Addicted to frenzy and merriment with friends, she’s always game for Bacchism worship. She’s someone who works hard and plays harder! Fancy and formal is okay as long as there’s a buffet. Food is something that never runs out in her home, unlike good socks. In her opinion, its better to drown inner demons in sweet, bubbling, fermented liquids than to grapple them with no armour.
If there’s one thing she likes to spend on or window-shop, its for rigging her computer. She thinks she’s the ultimate geek because she doesn’t look like one. Technology is beautiful and fascinating for her. CS is like religion, it has to be lived and preached and life is wonderful when things just work. She lives the way she wants to be because it is what truly makes her. No lameness or diehardness.
Someday, she will learn how to ride a bike, and how to be a good liar.
Favourite quote: “LOSERS WHINE ABOUT DOING THEIR BEST”
Favourite line: “I’M NOT WEIRD, I’M UNIQUE!”
Is this your shitty first draft
you’ve got it all backwards. MUSIC is religion. CS is just a way for you to score gear.
i’m not weird either. its the rest of the world thats different.
[2] @nuts – you’re right! Mwahaha… music was first love, CS came secondary.
[1] @ealden – yup, yup. I do admit its a piece of shit!
you can ask others to write about you, yet consolidate everything yourself. yes, sometimes it’s weird writing about yourself, but it’s got to be done, right?
why not write it in bullet points? may rules ba on style?
nice CS touch on the Whois. hehe!
it’s the most FU@#ING thing i saw
i know how it feels. mine is ugly too. here’s mine if you want to read it
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For a short name we just call her Sandy. As simple as that, yet her personality does not match it. She has a wonderful personality, definitely one of a kind. People cherish their friendship with her because she is a loyal and helpful friend. She lives by the motto “When life throws you lemons, make lemonade” because according to her, whatever happens with your life you are held responsible and make the most out of it so you won’t waste what life has given you. She someday dreams to be a Food Critic or a successful Chef and own a restaurant. One of her best experience and memories was when she became a C.A.T officer and got to wear her uniform loud and proud. She is very grateful to God Almighty for guiding and watching over her through the best and worst times of her life. Her parents for being the first teachers that taught her, for the concern that they gave her, her friends who has been always there for her in case she needed back-up and of course the teachers. The undying support and guidance who never stopped believing.
it’s not that bad. believe me.